The Penultimate Day 2/19/2006

The Penultimate Day 2/19/2006
Tomorrow we leave for the airport and Kansas City; we hear it is cold there,
but that is okay, we have plenty of long john’s.
Yesterday we headed off to the 2 man bobsled.  It would have been great, but
as we were sitting on the train, I looked over at Cheri and asked her if she
had the tickets.  She did not.  We had to get off the train before it left
and run back to the hotel.  Luckily trains leave every 30 minutes, but we
were already on the train and ready to go.  IT is only a 12 minute walk back
to the hotel if the people will get out of your way.
**we just waited over half an hour to use the computer, and now all of the
over computers are free!!!  How Annoying!!!  Don’t they know this is the
penultimate day?  We have lots left to do!!!***
Anyway, we raced back to the hotel to get the tickets and then back to the
train station.  Can I just say, we were hot!!  We each had on 2 pairs of
long johns and 2 shirts.  We were dressed for cold weather, not for running
obstacle courses.  By the time we made it to the Bobsled event and made it
through security and partway up the track, we had completely missed the
first of the 2 runs that they were doing.  We had to hike all the way up to
the top- all the way- through slush, snow, and mud.  It wore us out.  We
were sitting at the very start so we got to see everyone bringing out their
sleds and wiping them down, and we got good views of men in spandex.  It was
pretty exciting; there was even a spectator from Overland Park, KS standing
right next to me.  We weren’t there long enough to get that cold; I never
had to whip out the wool socks and add them on.  It was cool to see the
start, though.
Quote of the day overheard after wading through thick, squishy mud to get
into the porta-potty:  “Daddy, is that poop?”  unfortunately, i did not hear
what daddy said.
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Cheri at Bobsled

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Mari at Bobsled

Today we have Freestyle.  I am going to wear just as many layers today
because we plan on arriving on time.  I don’t like to be cold; the way to
make the winter olympics better would be to have them in the summer.
Tonight after the freestyles, we have the task of packing our suitcases.  We
have been really restrained and not bought much, but we have been trying to
get all the free stuff we can.  We have been by Omega- the official time
keeper of the olympics- every day because they have free pins.  There are 12
in all; i think we have half of them.  When we finish here, we will head
back there for the second time.  Then we will head over to the Sponsor
Villiage to see if we can get another Samsung Pin and any free postcards.
You can tell we have all of this planned out; this is not the first time we
have done this.  Then, on the way back to the hotel, we will stop at one of
the department stores, buy something we don’t need and pay with visa, so we
can get a free gift.  We are on a budget and are all about the free stuff.
If we get blisters from all the walking, don’t worry, we have free bandaids
from Comspeed, the official wound healer of the olympic games.  If we don’t
have enough, they also gave us a coupon for 1 euro off at the pharmacy.
Wouldn’t it be great if we got to use coupons in Italy?  We did use a 10%
off discount card the other day when we were eating pizza.
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Every time we took our picture at the Omega bobsled we got a free pin!

This is more than likely the final message from Torino; we wont be back to
the hotel until late tonight and then we will have to pack up the snowboots
and long johns so that we can head back to kansas.
love,
thetwinsontour
ps- we need to go find some pizza; i am hungry.  My new favorite pizza is
Eggplant- it is surprisingly delicious.  who would have thought? the
incredible, edible egg plant.  If that fails, we will just have to have some
gelato.  we did find out that there is a time when it is too early for
gelato; as we were walking buy them this morning, they were all closed.
what a pity- maybe they will be open now.
pss- free stuff is calling our name!!  gotta run!!  even though we still
have 26 minutes of paid internet time- daylight is burning!!  i hope it is
done raining!!
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On the train after Bobsled

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Mari on the train after Bobsled

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Bobsled fan

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thetwinsontour at full strength 2/17/2006

thetwinsontour at full strength 2/17/2006
That is a little bit of hockey lingo we picked up today.  We didnt ask any
Canadians about that, we figured it out on own.  Hockey is a bit more
understandable than curling, but i am just not sure why they have 2
halftimes?  is that so that they can sell more beer?
did you know that power play is italian for power play.  Not sure what that
means in english though…
This morning we went to the Womens hockey between Russia and Switzerland.
Evidently, no one told the Italian School Children as they were waiving
their italian flags throughout the entire game and would ocassionaly cheer
for italy.    They were quite energetic.    I would hate to have to play
hockey against them because they are mean and always in the penalty box.  Of
course, i would hate to play hockey against anyone because i cant let go of
the rail when i skate.  Do you think that would be a problem??      I do
admire how when they fall down, they can just get right back up without
crawling over to the wall.
That was an early game and we had heard that speed skating is the place to
be.  We were going to try and go buy some scalper tickets after the game,
but had all of our hopes dashed to the ground because there is no speed
skating today.  What a bummer!!!
The ice hockey palace was close and easy to find, so we decided to go back
for the evening game:  Italy vs Germany.  It kept us from going shopping,
but they were out of the cheap seats and there were no scalpers to be found
when we wanted them, so we probably spent more money than we would have
shopping, but our suitcases will be that much lighter on the way home.
If you want to watch that game, just watch the first 7 minutes.  Germany
scored in the first 27 seconds.  it was 3 to 2 within the first 7 minutes.
  then it was really boring the whole rest of the game, but of course the
audience was very enthusiastic.    Final score 5 to 2.  Germany won.
Tomorrow is the bobsled.  it is 8 degrees out right now, so hopefully it
will be nice out tomorrow too.  That is Celsius by the way and i have no
idea how that translates.
At every event, you have to go through a metal detector and your bag goes
through the x-rays, just like at the airport but you dont have to take off
your tennis shoes.      Sometimes you beep, they ask coins and wave you
through.  Other times they use the wand on you and say belt?    Today, i
didnt even beep, and he told me to hold out my arms so that he could use the
wand.
there is always a prerecorded anouncement that says no outside food or drink
are allowed in the venue.  we just ignore that.  We always have at least a
bottle of water and some skittles with us.  Sometimes we have coke,
sandwiches, chocolate, cookies, crackers, and yogurt with us.    They never
say a thing, until today.  They didnt say anything at the first hockey game,
but the second one asked us if we had bottles of water?  he let us take our
water in, but made us take off the lid!!!  (when you buy a coke, they
usually wont give you the lid for security reasons)  We have gone through
millions of medal detectors/and xray machines and today is the first time
that they ever made us take the lid off of our water.  Of course, the lid
was really tight and i couldnt get it off.  I made the security guard do it
since he was the one that wanted it off in the first place.
Earlier this morning at the first hockey game they made us take off the
keychain hook thing.  (you know, the oval ones where you push the side to
open it?)  We have been using them to hang our baseball hats on outside our
bag.  Once again, this thing had been on my backpack for like 3 years, so
it has gone into every other event with me and never been a problem.  He
made us take it off and leave it there at security.  he said that we could
come back and get it after the game.  He had several there in a box, so they
werent letting anybody through with those keychains.  I have no idea why
that is more of a security risk than the bottle of water with the lid on
that was inside my backpack.  We had a helluva time trying to get back over
there to get our keychains after the game, too, as my italian is a little
rusty.  we went through 5 italians before we got them to understand.  i
thought we made perfect sense.    It is just a keychain, but it was the
point of the matter.  Besides, where will i hang my hat if i decide to take
it with me somewhere?
We have big heads, so we never wear hats.  We had to buy them at the
snowboard the other day though because it was so sunny and my arm was
getting sore from using it as a visor.    it looks really sexy when we wear
the headband over the ears and then put on the baseball caps on top of it.
  That is why we dont wear them anymore than necessary and need a place to
hang our hats.  everyone needs a place to hang their hats.
That is about it for now.  If we see 2 hockey games in one day, does that
make us a fanatic?
We could go to 3 curling matches in one day (But we wont)
Love,
thewinsontour
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The Society for the Conservation of Penguins Needs Your Support 2/16/2006

We have had several epiphanies about Italy:
    1) If there is a fire, you need to remember that you pull the door to
get out instead of pushing like a normal place.  It gets me every time.  I
can’t get in the buildings either.
    2) If you try to walk through a family, they will decide to hold hands
so that you get clotheslined and can’t get across the street
    3) It is never too late or too cold or too anything to eat gelato.  If
you are Japanese, you can buy your second ice cream cone before you have
even finished the first one.
    4) it is late, i am tired, i have forgotten my epiphanies, but don’t
worry, they are definately profound
So, we went to a real restaurant for dinner.  We had gnocchi and wine and
cannoli.  It was real authentic Italian food and a branch out from our
typical choice of pizza.  The restaurant has a wide pizza menu, so we may go
back tomorrow.  The waiters won’t let you put your coat on by yourself, if
they see you puttng your coat on by yourself, they make you stop until they
can help you with the other arm.  It is great, i was trying to race the
waiter, to see if i could get my coat on before he noticed, but a different
one came running.  there is no fooling them; i think they could get the gold
medal for coat-dressing.
We saw one of the greatest things ever today; it was fabulous and we have
the pictures to prove it.  Even more exciting is where we were when we saw
it- the train station.  What could so captivate our vivid imaginations and
love of the quirky?  THE BATHROOM!!!  It should have been on the world’s
best toilets on the travel chanel.  It was space age- it looked like an
elevator.  You had to push the button and and then the door slid open like
an elevator and you stepped in and then it closed.  It was an enclosed area.
  You had to push a button for the toilet paper- ten pushes maximum.  The
soap and sink were in the toilet stall, too, and they were both automatic.
Never have i had automatic soap before.  (Cheri says that is because i
didn’t go to Avila.)  Oh well, it was new to me today.  You have to be quick
about doing your business, though, because after 5 minutes the door will
open automatically.  When you are ready to leave, you have to push a button
to get out.  Then the door closes and locks so you can’t get back in because
it is self-cleaning and sanitizing.  Of course, it got water everywhere  and
there was no coat hook, so it has a few kinks to work out, but it was neat.
  I think it needs a rapid dryer, though, because it still left the toilet
wet.  Maybe even better was once we had figured all of this out and the
Italian ladies came in and asked what it was, what if you are
claustrophibic, how do you get in, and once you are in, how do you get out?
Have no fear- with our flawless italian (ha, ha) we explained it all to

them.

What does any of that have to do with Penguins, that is the question of the
moment, hmm?
Well, after we had shopped at 2 different olympic stores only to find that
they were both out of what we wanted but somehow still managing to spend 140
euros, we were walking back to the hotel, when people asked if we spoke
english. I usually ignore them and walk real fast, after shaking my head
that no i don’t speak english (but how could i answer if i didn’t know what
they said?)  Well, Cheri stopped because the people were cute- they were
wearing Penguin Costumes!!!  They were from the Society for the Conservation
of Penguins.  Last time i checked, penguins were not native to italy; they
said it is a real organiziation and charity; they help with the rehabilition
of penguins injured in fishing nets, i think, and orphan penguins.  Very
Worthwhile, but i am not sure where the penguins are.  WE have seen a lot of
things in italy, but no penguins.  They were selling penguins made out of
nutshells.  i am a sucker for things made out of nutshells (just one of my
many collections).  This penguin had the olympic rings painted on his belly
and on the bottom of his feet, it says Torino 2006.  They are hand-made,
unique, one of a kind knick-knack treasures.  Cheri said to them that we
would only buy them if we could take a picture of the 2 supporters from the
Society for the Conservation of Penguins.  We feel that this is probably a
worthy cause that everyone should support, but even if it is not, it is a
great gimmick.
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Time is running out, so we gotta go bye, bye.
can you believe the shoe store is open until midnight, so we stopped in and
bought shoes before coming here?  They are cute- special shoes for the
olympics- of course, they are spanish shoes, but that is okay.  now i have
olympic socks and olympic shoes, but i don’t think they match each other
well enought to go together….. what a pity
gotta go
thetwinsontour
ps- women’s ice hockey tomorrow- not sure who is playing but it is the
quarter-finals.  should be exciting, i hope….

Too bad I didn’t wash my hair today 2/16/2006

Today was another exciting day of CURLING.  We had tickets for the morning
session today, so we had to be up and ready at the butt-crack of dawn.  In
an effort to save time and sleep a little longer, we both decided to forgo
the hair washing.      We made it to curling right on time, but the crazy
Japanese crew had already taken our seats.  They wanted to be there so that
they could be closer to the Japanese Curling Action.  This is the real
excitement at the curling matches–watching the Japanese cheer on their
team.    They had crazy Carmen Miranda style flower hats.  they are so huge
and shiny.  just wait till you see the pictures we took.  we even asked one
of them to pose with us.  he saw that i had an olympus camera, so he said,
“Olympus made in Japan.  Very GOOD!”  We said, “Go Japan!”    they realy are
quite entertaining.  Then on the other side of us was a whole section of
Itailan school childern.  it looked like they drew flags for their art
project at school this week because they had itailian flags, japanese flags,
and one girl even had a british flag.  they spent the whole match screaming
I-TAL-YA I-TAL-YA.  then the head japanese guy went over there and got them
to scream JA-PO-NE  JA-PO-NE.    it was really all quite entertaining.
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Japanese curling fans are the best dressed!

We werent near any canadians today, so no further enlightenment into the
mysterious world of curling.  Today we got the opportunity to spread the
Canadain knowledge.  2 american girls from washington dc currently living
in Moscow sat behind us, so we filled them in.  There was some great
stratigizing going on today.  Did you watch it?  Exciting stuff.
We saw the TODAY SHOW again.  Why did matt laurer have on orange pant and a
matching orange scarf?  i think he has been in italy too long.    They
interviewed Tody Dawson  (Bronze medal Moguls  or maybe more recognizable
from the Frosted Flakes Box)  He came out and was making his way around to
sign autographs.  he made it 3 quarters of the way around, then they made
him leave.  he had to leave before he got to us!!!  HOW HORRIBLE.  We have
several boxes of his Frosted Flakes.  I think he would have stayed, but the
Today Show needed to make Canoli and he was in the way.    How Very, very,
very distressing.
Dry your eyes because there is a happy ending to this story.  I guess it
could be an ending to this story, or it may be its own new story.
We happened across an autograph session with ALBERTO TOMBA LA BOMBA.  Yup,
that is right!!!  ALBERTO TOMBA LA BOMBA!!!!!!!!    (no one better have to
google him.    but he is not on any frosted flake boxes)  we were waiting
in a mob at one of the entrances when they came and closed the door.  they
said something about 10 minutes and sent everyone away.  it was most
distressing.  We went back a few minutes later and saw that there was an
old lady laying on the floor surrounded by the green cross.  (for some
reason, their paramadics wear vests that say croce verde)  I don’t know if
she got stampeded or just fainted after meeting The LEGEND:  TOMBA LA BOMBA.
  We decided that they were never going to open the doors because he was
scheduled to leave in less than a half hour.  We went into the next
building, and when we came out, Mari said, “the doors are open!!  lets go!!”
  We went back through the doors that we had been waiting in the mob at and
then were informed that the line formed out the door on the other side of
the building.  We had a few moments of tension as the 5 oclock hour
approached.  do you feel the tension?  We were on tenterhooks and feared
that due to the typical italian effeciency, we would miss our chance to see
TOMBA LA BOMBA.  Would it be that hard to tell people waiting at one door,
that they should really go to the other door?      The 5 oclock hour came
and passed.  TOMBA LA BOMBAs Really hot assistant started pointing at his
watch.  would he stay a little while extra to compensate for the time that
old lady wasted by falling down?  Did she ruin it for everyone?
The answer:  HE STAYED!!!!  i HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG BECAUSE WE DIDNT CARE
ONCE WE GOT OUR AUTOGRAPH AND PICTURE WITH ALBERTO TOMBA LA BOMBA!!!!  DO
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO US?  “SISTERS?”    YUP.  HE TALKED TO US!!!  HIS
HOT ASISSTANT HAD ALREADY ANNOUNCED THAT WE WERE GEMELLI.
Hence the reason it is too bad that i didnt wash my hair today.    it was
not a great hair day for meeting ALBERTO TOMBA LA BOMBA.    Not Awful, but
not great either.
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We are now off to the Olympic store to see if they have restocked what we
wanted.
Stay tuned for more exiting updates from thetwinsontour now that we have
found an internet place convenient to the action and our shopping needs.
Love,
thetwinsontour
ps-mullets are the thing with teen age boys.  especially if you sort of comb
the top into a quasi mohawk.  mohawk italian mullet–now that is stylin!!

Secrets to Curling 2/15/2006

So, we went to Curling today.  We were excited because it was an inside
event and we are so tired of being outside in the cold, but oh my gosh, it
was like an icebox.  We never took our coats off for the 3 hours we were
there.  When we go back tomorrow, i will definately have on the long john’s
and hand warmers.
pause- for a product critique-
Hand warmers work great, but seem to work better once you are on the train
and are beginning to defrost.  The toe warmers, are not worth crap.  They
did not get hot until 2 hours after i took off my wool socks.  All they do
is get in the way and make it harder to walk.  we have enough trouble
walking as it is- my middle name is not Grace.
pause- product critique is over
Return to Curling.
So, today Cheri discovered the Secret to the Mysteries of Curling (or, as i
like to refer to is, Shuffleboard on Ice.)
What is the grand secret to comprehension of this quasi sport?  They don’t
sell lightbulbs at the souveniour stand……
The secret is to find a CANADIAN!!!  Ask them!!!  Cheri asked the little old
lady wearing her stocking cap that said, “I love Life” and her grandson.
The little old lady thought it was rather boring, but she has been watching
it on tv and has been getting into it.  Her grandson on the other hand, is a
fanatic and loved to share his knowledge.  He just kept talking and talking,
or rather, enlightening and enlightening.  It is a very strategic game.
Here are the main points for those of you watching at home without your own
personel CANADIAN.
*Only one team scored per round-inning- whatever you call it
*the team with the stone closest to the center wins, and then every stone
they have closer than the other teams closest stone, earns a point (we never
saw anyone with more than 2 points.)
*whoever scores does not get to be the last to throw-curl the stone in the
next round-inning
*it is best to get to go last because then you can knock the other person
out (sounds like a vicious sport-eh? )or get closer
**pause**  They are playing Bon Jovi in the Book Store!!  it doesn’t get
better than that….livin’ on a prayer. ….. livin’ on  a prayer……
**end pause**
Back to more Curling- that is the secret too- you have to break it up- too
much curling at a time will make you go bonkers…..
*so sometimes you choose not to score so you can have the last stone the
next time for the chance to get some more points, or sometimes you might let
the other person score so you can try for more the next time
great strategy- but there were 4 matches going on at once- we missed some of
it, but if there was going to be any exciting curling action, our own
personal CANADIAN let us know and explained the magnificence of it all to
us.
the lady the pushes the stone for the norwegian team is quite possibly the
most famous female curler in the world- her name is dorothy- we were in the
same room as her- we were witnessing greatness and had no idea what was
going on, until the CANADIAN explained it.  Go Canada!!  Canada wasn’t even
competing while we were there, but go CANADA anyway!!  The US was there, but
they were on the other side of the room.  It was much easier to see the
Great Brittain versus Sweden match that was right in front of us.
Tomorrow- MORE CURLING- but we won’t have our own personal CANADIAN anymore.
  we will be on our own to discover and relish the secrets of curling.
NO MORE CURLING
until tomorrow that is
so, my mother is worried because we haven’t talked about shopping.  we
haven’t had time to do that much shopping because it takes so long to get to
and from events.  as the delta pilots we befriended on the way to the luge
said, “it shouldn’t be called the Torino Olympics; it should be called the
somewhere west of Torino Olympicx.”
today, i went into a tobacco store to buy some POSTCARDS- not tobacco.  All
i wanted was postcards and somehow i spent 84 Euros.  Those were some
expensive postcards.  You can buy souveniours, stamps, candy, bus tickets,
postcards and tobacco at tobacco stores.  we went to the olympic store and
had to wait in line outside to get in.  it was crazy.  then, they were sold
out of half the stuff that we wanted.  it was crazy.  now we have to go to a
different store to find the stuff i didn’t buy earlier.  we did buy polar
fleece blankets to wrap up in at the bobsled event on saturday.
it is cold, and even though we have on hats, scarves and gloves, we still
had some GELATO.  it is truly never too cold for GELATO.
well, we are running out of time for the internet, so ciao ciao for now.

thetwinsontour

 

 

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Japanese curling fans are the best dressed!

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Venue

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Our personal Canadians that taught us the secrets to curling

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The curling venues have gotten a little bigger since 2006

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My awesome snowboots will never look the same 2/15/2006

We bought awesome new snowboots.  i could expound on their virtues for
hours.  lucky for you, i only have 26minutes left on my e-mail time, so we
will pontificate later.
Why will my boots never look the same, you may ask.  (you should be asking
this to yourself now)
Yesterday we went to the mens downhill combined event.  bode miller got
screwed, but that is not the point of this story.
we rode the train to OULX for an hour.  then we took a 45 minute shuttle
ride on the bus to get to Sestiere where it was being held.  the bus let us
off right at the security checkpoint and right in front if the slalom hill.
( i think that is the one with the gates that they claim bode missed one
of).  then we had a 1.5 km DOWNHILL hike through snow, slush, mud, and some
definite sludge.    it was slow going.  especially for 2 girls from nice
flat kansas.  (i may be quoted in bode milers hometown newspaper the
littleton courier saying, “im from kanasas.  it is flat there”)
anyways it was treacherous.  some people had muddy backsides.  i was not one
of them.  i managed to keep the mud all over my once beatiful boots and the
hem of my pants only.  i was super glad that i decided to wear my jeans one
more day instead of putting on my last pair of clean jeans.  that would be
horrible had i gotten my last pair of clean jeans dirty with a week left to
go.    for those of you that are counting, we wore a pair of jeans (not the
same pair)  and then brought 2 clean pairs each along with a travel bottle
of febreze.  (some one please pick my aunt bonnie up off the floor.)  it
works quite well.        my boots are now a muddy, muddy mess.  that is
why i say they will never look the same.
quote of the day from one of the olympic volunteer workers telling people
which direction to go:
    go slowly.  we have medical services, but is much better to see the
event.
the downhill skiing event was awesome.  we had great seats right even with
the bottom of the course.    they start way, way up at the top of the
moutain, so you can only see them once they get to the last jump and then
cross the finish line.    the rest you watch on the jumbo tron screen.
also, there was a german oompa band in the audience, so it was fairly
lively.  i think they may have only known one song.    it was beautiful
beautiful weather.  i wasnt cold at all, but i think that may have had
something to do with the mecca that we made down the hill.  sweat was
pouring off me by the time we made it to our seats.    the down hill event
really is down the hill.
notice we kept saying down.  you know what you have to do to get out of
there?    yup, thats right–you go up.  very very very steep up.  downhill
was treacherous, but uphill was tortorous.    by this time, most of the snow
had melted leaving icky mud.    we were huffing and puffing all the way.
  we did make it though.  then we had 2 hours to wait outside in the cold
for the next portion of the event.    it was cold, damn cold.    we got out
all of our warm weather gear.  put on the extra pair of wool socks, tried
those worthless toe warmers.  got our pocket warmers ready.  put on the
hat, gloves, and scarf.  used my cardigan swearter as a lap blanket.
then we were warm for about 5 minutes.
we decided to scavenge better seats because we were all the way over to the
right, which would have been perfect had they come down the right side track
rather than the left one.  we scooted over 2 sections.  we were pretty much
the only people in the entire section.  this old italian man came up and
tapped mari on the shoulder to say that we were in his seats.  the whole
section was empty!!!  we looke at him, got up, then sat in the row directly
in front of him.  unfortunately, mari lost her seat cushion under the grand
stand during this little fiasco.
we stayed for an hour.    it started at 5pm.  at 5;45, cheri said can we go
at 6?  mari didnt even hesitate on that one.  it was so damn cold.
during our next outdoor event, we will be wearing 2 pairs of long johns and
take our new fleece blanket.  we will leave those worthless toe warmers
behind though unless someone can tell us a secret of how to get the fool
things to work…
we didnt feel bad about leaving early.  we usually stay till the bitter
end, or maybe that should be bitterly cold end, since we did pay good money
to see the event.  bode miller was in first place where he belongs, and we
were excited, and distraught about being cold and wanting to leave before
the final run at 730.    then he got disqualified, so we said screw it and
left at 557.      that about sums it up, and ive only got 3 minutes left.
ciao for now!!!
love,
thetwinsontour
ps-stil only eaten at mcdonalds once

ps-hot pink is a great color for the men in our audience

 

Monday 2/13/2006

Ahh, we have finally had time to track down the internet.  This was the

third place we tried before we found it.  Torino seems to have a shortage of
internet and payphones.  We found free internet the other day and wrote a
fabulous message- pulitzer prize winning, possibly- but there was a glitch
with the hotmail and it would not send or save.
  So, we have been busy, busy, busy.  We haven’t even had much time to eat
gelato- no matter how cold it is, it is never, ever too cold for limon
gelato.
  Today we were at the women’s halfpipe snowboarding.  go USA!!!!!!!  Gold
and Silver- it was pretty cool.  Of course, our tickets were “a piedi.”
That means on foot.  They wanted us to stand “on foot” on the side of the
half-pipe.  It was very steep and solid ice and snow.  We are from Kansas-
we do not have the ability to climb snowy mountains for a very limited view
over other people’s heads to see the action.  We lasted about 5 minutes and
only made it up a quarter of the way before we quit.  Quitting actually
turned out to be a good thing for us as there was some GA seating off to a
bit to the side. From there we could see the whole thing- it was a bit
further away- but we got to see more and we could see the jumbo-tron for the
instant replays.  i have no idea how cold it was.  i heard them say it was
negative 3 celcius- anyone want to do some math?  i just know i was cold.
cheri contemplated giving up and leaving before the final round of 12.  We
stuck it out though, and as soon as the finals came started, the sun came
out and was shining bright- it was almost toasty.
  Yesterday was the Luge.  Now that was definately a hike.  From the bus
stop we had to walk up, up, up to the entrance gate.  Then we had to walk
up, up, up to the bottom of the run.  Then we walked up, up, and up to what
we thought was the top of the run.  Most people were too chicken to walk up
that high, so we had plenty of room to move about- this was standing, too,
but we had our own rail to lean against.  We got there at around 2ish and
did not leave until it was all over, which was after 8.  We were soooooooooo
  cold.  It was great fun though.  We tried to take pictutes, but we just
got a lot of nice pictures of ice.    it will make for a great slide show.
Look, we just missed the Latvian luger.  Look, we just missed the german
luger- georg hackl- i had thought he was retired.
  There is a record-book-tv type store here- FNAC- it is a chain, like a
european best buy.  they are open 24 hours during hte games- hw fabulous is
that???  anyways, there were a lot of people in there wathcing the figure
skating pairs final on the big screen.  we didn’t have time to watch because
we were searching down an internet.  WE saw the short program on saturday
night.  That was a great show, but i really missed the commentaries from
scott hamilton- he makes you appreciate it more.  and, the seats were not
meant for comfort- they were meant for sardines.  we were packed in so tight
we couldn,t move, and the seats didn’t have backs so it was a long night.
fortunately a big huge group of people from ernst and young left early, so
we flew down into their seats before they were all even gone.  then we could
spread out into 3 rows; it was almost as good as sitting in a lazy boy at
home when you compare it to what we had.  we were in front of a group of
noisy russians- were we on tv?  russians are a rowdy.  they cheered very
louldly everytime they russians took the ice and they booed when the
russians didn,t get first place.
  Did anyone watch the Today show on Friday?  We could have been on TV.  We
were in the audience.  Katie Couric and Al were there.  We were hoping to be
on TV, but since it was filmed live, we couldn’t call mom to have her record
it because it was too late.
  The opening ceremony was neat.  We had an obstructed view, but it was
still cool.  We were sitting behind the olympic rings were the athletes came
in for the parade of nations, so half of our view was of the rings.  we were
in the very top row of the second level, so the third level hung down over
part of our view, too.  We were able to scavange some seats here, too.  we
moved up one row and it was amazing how much that improved the view.
  Our hotel is okay, but this is the first one i have ever stayed in where
they don’t provide toilet paper.  very odd.  We had to go to the supermarket
to buy some.  it is a one star.  it doesn,t have toilet paper, but we have a
tv.  very odd.
  That is all for now i think.
  Tomorrow is the DownHill.  It is also Valentine’s Day.  We will be on the
lookout for Bode Miller.
there are 2 parts to it tomorrow.  one part is at noon and the second part
is at 5.  i hope it is warmer tomorrow; we will have to see how long we
last.
thetwinsontour
mari and cheri
ps- we have only eaten at mcdonald’s once.  we have actually only found one
mcdonald’s so far, and that took us a couple of days.
pss- we haven’t had much time to shop yet- that is very sad to me- but the

events have kept us very, very busy.

Torino 2006, Here we come!! 2/8/2006

We have just discovered that if procrastination were an Olympic Medal Sport,
we would be double gold medal winners.  Who would have thought that hotmail
will only let you send a message to 50 people at a time.  Who would have
thought that we knew that many people???  So, our previous message was a
masterpiece, but now, this is what your are getting- the last one deleted
itself.
For those of you that don’t know we are off to Tornio, Italy to witness the
spectacle that is “The Winter Olympics.”  Our suitcases are loaded down with
toe warmers and hand warmers and the thickest socks we could find- that
don’t itch.  Don’t worry about us not being able to shop while we are there-
we have extra suitcases inside of our suitcases.
We purchased Opening Ceremony tickets off of E-bay last week- from England.
This is not recommended for the faint hearted.  The Royal Mail service has
tracking numbers that they can’t track once the letter leaves England.  The
tracking number continuously states, “your package is being processed for
shipment abroad.”  What good does that do anyone???  And the United States
Postal Service can’t track a tracking number that isn’t theirs.  Cheri
nearly had an apoplexy stressing out about the mail service.    Thank
goodness, Peter Rabbit the mailman delivered them yesterday. (Imagine a huge
sigh of relief right here.) We know exactly the moment they arrived because
mom sent the NEIGHBOR over to sit in the driveway and wait on the mail to be
delivered.
We are attaching a powerpoint with more excitement for your pleasure.  As
previously mentioned we are procrastinators, so if we missed anyone or
forgot anyone, we apologize.
thetwinsontour