Panama, volume 2

This is a whirlwind tour of Panama, and today we transferred to our next hotel in the Gamboa Rainforest which is only about a half hour outside of Panama City. Our transfer wasn’t until noon, so we decided to squeeze in a morning activity to the Panama Canal visitors center.

We had 9:30 reservations, but we decided to try and sneak in early. So yes, we got there about 9:20. So early! Hey, we are slow. Anyways, when we got there there was a big group of people and a lot of grumbling. Apparently the boats had already passed through the locks, and there were no more scheduled until 2pm. They recommended we come back in the afternoon. However, since we paid $8 for an Uber to get out there (that includes the tip), we weren’t going anywhere! And the Imax theater was closed due to Covid. And the museum was also closed due to Covid (confined spaces). The only possibility was to go up to the observation level and look at the locks where the boats were supposed to be. Which is exactly what we did. Now the thing is, to get upstairs to the observation deck you have to walk through the museum. Most of the museum is roped off. You can take pictures as you walk through, but you aren’t allowed to be in museum mode and stop to read anything. I found myself taking way more pictures walking through not looking at anything than I ever would have taken had I been in full on, nerdy, museum-mode.

Anyways, we went up there and looked at the engineering marvel that continues to marvel even more than 100 years later. But let’s be honest, we would have been bored rather than marveled, had there been marveling taking place. We went because we didn’t know how you could come to Panama and not visit the Panama Canal.

After that, it was back to the hotel to begin the next chapter of our Panamazing adventure–the rainforest! We saw several cappuccino monkeys through the van window on the way here, and some very large iguanas, so we have high hopes of wildlife sightings!

Did I mention we are in the rainforest? Do you know why they call it the rainforest? I think it has something to do with rain. Lots of rain. It was pouring rain during lunch, but it did stop for the afternoon so that we could take the aerial tram up the mountain and climb the 10 story observation tower (ramps, not stairs thank goodness!) to get a bird’s-eye view of the rainforest and Lake Gautan. They give you a little audio guide to listen to while you are riding the cable car up the mountain, and it talked about all of the animals that live in the rainforest and the sounds they make. Except when your sister’s audio device is about 4 seconds ahead of yours, you get really excited when you hear the cries of the howler monkey until you realize it’s just part of the dang audio program. So distressing! And even more distressing is that we didn’t see any of the wildlife it talked about. No rain-hating sloths, no howler monkeys, no cappucin monkeys, no tamarinds (Jefferson? tamarind), no swarms of parrots flying above the canopy, no poisonous frogs, nothing.

And while we were gone, some of the other guests saw a group of 3 toucans right off our back balcony. I’m hoping that these toucans live nearby and we can see them tomorrow. I’m also hoping that they saw them while we were gone, and not during the hour I spent laying on the hammock not looking for toucans when we got back.

I digress, back to the tram. They told us it was a 15 minute ride each way. But I think that’s when there’s lots of people because it has to stop to load and unload? She told us that you can usually spend about 15 minutes in the tower, but since there were no hoards of people waiting in line behind us we could spend longer up there if we wanted (oh we wanted because that’s what we do). Picture it in your mind, dark ominous clouds overhead and sounds of thunder in the distance. A deserted tower except for thetwinsontour. No one else around for miles. Just empty cars in front of us, behind us, and every car that passed us. Now there were people coming down as we started, but we had the whole observation tower to ourselves. We love these private travel moments! But the whole time we were there, we had this sense of urgency because of the thunder rumblings in the distance. Not enough to make us actually move faster, but a sense of urgency that maybe we should be moving quickly. It didn’t start to sprinkle until we started the return journey (and so you don’t think the place is abandoned, there were 2 groups of people that arrived at the top station as we were leaving. They didn’t get private selfie time like we did).

We pulled out our raincoats in anticipation of the rain we feared was coming, but that just made me sweat. Luckily, the rain didn’t start in earnest until we made it back to the hotel. And this was epic, monsoon, cats and dogs, biblical rains that just kept raining and wouldn’t stop. We were supposed to go on a night walk at 7pm, but by 6:45pm it was still raining. Needless to say, we didn’t go out on a night walk. That rain didn’t stop until at least 7:20 or 7:30 while we were eating dinner.

And now it’s bedtime so we can dream of all of the excitement to come tomorrow.

Love,

thetwinsontour

ps. We have 7 followers on TikTok. That’s probably enough for us to make a living at, but we would always appreciate a few more. So as the signs I saw today outside the government building that I couldn’t get a picture of from the Uber said #DaleUnLikeA #democracia, which means #GiveALikeTo #democracy, but in this instance let’s switch out #democracy for #thetwinsontour in a bit of poetic license, ok? Good. Thanks.

Can you find the monkeys?
Hummingbird
Ramps to the observation tower
Melting in raincoats in the cable car
The Canal
All creatures love cheesy puffs
Listening to the audio guide in the cable car
Cable car
Selfie time
hammock time
Rain 🌧

Greetings from Panama, volume 1

Greetings from lovely Panama. It is super hot and sweaty here, but I would like to take this opportunity to applaud the Panamanian dedication to mask wearing. Everyone, and I mean everyone is wearing them in the streets despite the heat and humidity. Groups of teenagers hanging out in the park. Families sitting in the grass admiring the ocean view. Construction workers walking down empty streets. People playing basketball and volleyball in the parks. Old ladies that have fallen asleep on park benches. Taxi drivers with no passengers. I don’t know how they do it in this heat, but if they can do it, I can too!

Yesterday morning started out with thetwinsontour leaving the house at 4am. Artichoke was only slightly confused, but it did not bother her one bit to eat her breakfast 4 hours early. The only thing that gets thetwinsontour out of the house at 4am is international travel (or a really good Black Friday sale at Kohls)! A flight at 6:35am to Houston, a 43 minute layover, and then a flight to Panama. Oh wait, that 43 minute layover has you worried too? I don’t know why. We landed at 8:52am and boarding started at 8:55 for our next flight. United sent me a text stating that it would take 16 minutes to get to the gate, so we were hauling it to get there. Either all of our 3.0 treadmill walking has turned us into Olympic caliber speed walkers or it was only about a 5 minute walk. I prefer to believe the former rather than the latter, but its hard to say. Anyways we made it to our gate right as they were boarding group 2, and we were group 3. So it all worked out perfectly.

There was some kind of mix-up with our hotel reservation. They had our reservation down for December 1 instead of November 14. We booked this trip through a travel website as a package trip– so I know we didn’t do it! Then they started to tell us that they were at full occupancy. Say what? Fortunately, they had a solution! They gave us a suite!! Yes, thetwinsontour have a suite! There are 2 bedrooms! We each have our own room! Yes! I don’t have to listen to my sister snore! And, we have a balcony! Only the suites have a balcony! This is the life! The suite life that is! Ha! See what I did there? Please don’t unfollow us.

Once we got situated at the hotel, we started walking towards the old town in search of something to eat and do. Now this is where I begin to doubt my Olympic speed walking abilities. The lady at the front desk told us it was about a 30 minute walk from the hotel. Now it’s a straight shot from the hotel, you just walk along the coastal promenade with all the other mask-wearing Panamanians out for a stroll, but it took us way longer than half an hour. And then we got to where we could see the old town across some very busy streets with no crosswalk anywhere to be seen. So we asked the security guard, and he’s like follow me. The next thing we know, he’s stopping traffic so we can jaywalk across the street. However, once we got there we weren’t sure if we were just in the wrong spot or if everything was just closed because it was Sunday. At any rate we wandered around a bit and couldn’t find any restaurants. But, we did find a way to get back to the coastal promenade without having to cross the busy street without our own personal crossing guard.

We gave up hope of finding anything else because we were so hungry, hot, and tired, so we settled for the fish market–a food court of restaurants specializing in sea food and ceviche. Don’t worry! We found the one restaurant that has chuletas (pork chops) on the menu. You didn’t really think thetwinsontour were going to eat fish “cooked” in lemon juice or seafood with eyes in it did you? And the best part is that I got a side of patacones (fried green plantains) and my sister got a side of yummy fried yucca. Never pass up fried bananas in any form–that’s thetwinsontour motto–we even have it cross stitched on a throw pillow! Not really, but if I ever saw such a magnificent pillow, it would be coming home with me! The pork chops were only so so, and impossible to eat with the plastic silverware. Finger food!

After that we had a long walk back to the hotel, but don’t worry we did stop along the way and buy stuff from the street vendors. Our faithful readers know that thetwinsontour cannot resist a little shopping. And over 14,000 steps later (18k for the day) we were back at the hotel.

So now for today, we figured we should go see the Panama Canal even though I saw it out the window of the airplane, it is an engineering marvel even today. Guess what? The visitors center is closed on Mondays! There goes that plan. We also thought about going to Panama Viejo, which is the ruins of the original Panama that was destroyed by pirates in the 1600s, but it is also closed on Mondays.

What to do, what to do? Back to the Casco Viejo to see if we can find the interesting bits, but this time in an Uber. Uber was a much better idea and less than $3! Gustavo, our driver from New York, told us we needed a hat because by 9:30 or 10 it was going to be pretty hot (he tells us this at 9am). And he was correct. The sun was sweltering all day long. Sweat was pouring off us by the gallon. Our goal was to walk around and see the sights and grab an ice cream. It was a great plan! But we kept stopping along the way to shop. We did finally make it to the Gelato place just in time for lunch, with delicious lemon Gelato for dessert. Then a lot more wandering around (shopping), until the monsoon rains stranded us a souvenir shop for a while. The sun was shining so bright this morning, we decided it was safe to leave the umbrellas behind. Rookie mistake. It lasted about 20 minutes, and then it was done just like Disney World.

For dinner it was back to the Casco Viejo to dine at a restaurant with Panamanian food other than ceviche. We went with the house special, Pechuga de Pollo Diablica (chicken breast named after the restaurant)

We really need to work on our culinary writing skills if we are going to become world-renowned food critics because right now I have no words to describe this deliciousness. It was so good. Like moths to a flame, like holiday shoppers to a sale at Kohls, like Artichoke’s muddy feet to a freshly mopped floor, we were helpless to order anything else. Why? BECAUSE IT HAD MASHED PLANTAINS ON TOP OF THE CHICKEN. MASHED PLANTAINS I SAID! Our newest motto is if it has MASHED PLANTAINS, EAT IT! Seriously, that’s the best life advice you can ever get.

The end!

Love,

thetwinsontour

Pork chops with patacones

Pork chops and fried yucca
Yes, it’s hot they have to grow aloe vera in the planters
Lemon Gelato is the best flavor!
$9 cup of Geisha coffee
The best thing I ever ate!
Dinner and Sangria